Toast Messenger by Sasha Tseng
Honestly, I would just use this to make the most passive aggressive sandwiches
i would write the usernames of tumblr people that make me mad and then eat them
I’d draw yaoi on mine.
WOULD YOU CALL THESE…
How thick is that slice of bread?!
I’d use it to leave “special notes” for daddy to find when he’s at work…
some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space
so i work in a pharmacy and a 15 year old girl just came in so i asked if i could help her and she turned and looked me directly in the eye and said “do you know the cure for a broken heart” and my colleague had to take over because i was laughing so hard